Saturday, June 13, 2009

New music on a compact disc.

Yesterday I purchased the new Passion Pit LP titled Manners and I must say even though I haven't had a great deal of time to listen to it yet that it's a very good array of tunes. Buy it, listen to it and let me know what you think of it!



In other Scot related news I managed to find my iPod which has been lost in the black hole that is my house, after nearly two weeks without my portable music collection I'm very glad to have it back.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

New stuff.

In response to my earlier post about the packages not arriving and having to pick them up from the post office.
I picked them up right on 5pm to my disgust, but the good news is that now I own 10 more Super Famicom games, a SNES universal adapter and a Nintendo DS.
Yes that's about it.

Just a matter of time.

I wake up this morning and look towards the clock to relise the postman will be coming by my house soon and I am awaiting some packages to arrive, so I wait around for the postman to drop by but the wait is long and boring so I decide to quickly jump into the shower in the mean time so I can tick that off my to do list for the day.
After getting out of the shower I notice there is a van outside of my house which looks like the one that drops stuff of for me sometimes so I rush into my room and grab some clothes to wear when I answer the door, so I wait and the person isn't leaving the van so I thought to myself that maybe I should walk out the front to check what's going on but before I could even attempt to do that the van drove off, the end result is me having to go to the post office to pick up my packages.
Grrrrrrrrr.

Sport or a thing people do when mentally ill?

The short list for worst sports of all time:
Badminton and well yeah badminton, it just seems to have a total lack of purpose. I wonder if it was created by a group of small men wearing tiny overalls in Parramatta?

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Car banter.

So I was traveling back home from Sunbury yesterday and I had a very interesting idea come to mind about how when I become Premier of Victoria I shall make it mandatory for all holders of Victorian drivers licenses and probationary licenses to wear night vision heat seeking goggles at all times during the hours of 5.30pm and 5.30am during the daylight savings period of the year. If someone is found to have violated this law the penalty shall be instant loss of license, $5,000 fine and 17 years in gaol with the possibility to leave early with good behavior after 16 years and 11 months.

Monday, June 1, 2009

History Of Biro's.

Biro's were invented by John Biro in 1978.
John Biro was born in Preston and attended the local drama academy where he was banned for life due to being a eel in a human suit, some people discriminated against him because he was different.
During a power black out in mid June, John was carrying a ink well which he accidentally dropped into the nuclear reactor in his lounge room which created a writing implement "I shall call it a...... BIRO!!!!" John screamed until his left leg fell off.
John died 24 years later due to old age and a lack of hair.