Sunday, June 7, 2009
Car banter.
So I was traveling back home from Sunbury yesterday and I had a very interesting idea come to mind about how when I become Premier of Victoria I shall make it mandatory for all holders of Victorian drivers licenses and probationary licenses to wear night vision heat seeking goggles at all times during the hours of 5.30pm and 5.30am during the daylight savings period of the year. If someone is found to have violated this law the penalty shall be instant loss of license, $5,000 fine and 17 years in gaol with the possibility to leave early with good behavior after 16 years and 11 months.
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That sounds so fair, I'm sure everyone will back this!
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