History Of Biro's.

Biro's were invented by John Biro in 1978.
John Biro was born in Preston and attended the local drama academy where he was banned for life due to being a eel in a human suit, some people discriminated against him because he was different.
During a power black out in mid June, John was carrying a ink well which he accidentally dropped into the nuclear reactor in his lounge room which created a writing implement "I shall call it a...... BIRO!!!!" John screamed until his left leg fell off.
John died 24 years later due to old age and a lack of hair.